Thursday, November 11, 2010

I just had the most akward interview ever...

Yes I am still looking for a job...So last night I get a call to come in for a hosting position...i think the place sounds familiar and i have a sneaking suspicion that i have already interviewed there but i keep thinking maybe it just sounds familiar and even if i have interviewed there it will probably be with a different dude... i mean who is that dumb to call someone in again that they have already interviewed and clearly didnt like enough to call back ( and no this was def not a second interview) so i pull up to the place and it indeed is the exact same place that i had interviewed at like a month before... so im thinking this is freaking akward i have already been here but ok i'll go with it its prob a dude interviewing me or something...surprise surprise it was the exact same laday who clearly either had no recollection of me at all or pretended to have no recollection of me at all because she comes up to me and is like are you elizabeth? i was like uh yeah...all the time in my head thinking this is going to be the most akward interchange ever becasaue she must remember me and then thinking she is going to say something and then i akwardly would have to say something back...so the whole time i am waiting i am scrolling through the rolladex in my head of bullshit excuses i could use as to whre i have "seen" her before without making myself look like a gigantic ahole and admiting that yes infact i have interviewed there before and u thought i sucked. So anyway i am like the 3rd person waiting and i hear the other 2 interviewees in front of me..this chickadee is taking her time with them laughing joking asking them when they could possibly come in for a second interview...great...so she basically wants to hire these chicas in front of me and now i have to go through with this bs interview when all i really want to do i run out of the place screaming like my hair was on fire...so i compose myself and it is finally my turn...this lady could not have been more disinterested...she basically asked me no questions and akwardly stared at me(ok lady you want to akwardly stare im gonna stare right back cuz one thing i have gotten really good at these past few months is the akward stare...we can make this a staring competition im game) so she either realized oh shit i saw this girl before and she wasnt right how the hell did this happen whoever set up this interview is going to get fired..or she was an idiot and truly had no idea that she had interviewd me before. I am gonna go with the first option because i dont care how vapid you are...people tend to remember people they have interviewed...so she basically keeps staring back and forth from me to my resume trying to think of "interview" questions and then getting up every other minute to talk to the guy stocking napkins and washing windows (i'm serious) its probably a safe bet to say i am not getting that job and she now has a pic of me hanging in her office with a postit to never call again...

No comments:

Post a Comment